Name: POS: HT: WT:
Eric Smith F 6-5 165
Joe Heyek F 6-4 175
Allen Beyer G/F 6-2 175
Andrew Miller G 5-8 150
JD Matsas G 5-10 150
Max Kanter G 5-9 135
allen "judo" beyer is near unstoppable when the ball is in his hands, and with big men eric "trash-talking" smith and joe "can't get head" heyek in the front court this could be the team to beat
ReplyDeleteThis team is full blown gay. They oil each other up and ram assholes for at least one hour before each game. Allen beyer looks like a clown with special needs. Eric smith looks like a giraffe with a brain deficiency, and joe heyek has an ugly girlfriend. But i punded her anyway. Andrew millers dad is ineligible to coach this league, so id be suprised if he gets any playing time. and who the fuck is max kanter?
ReplyDeleteallen sucks dick
ReplyDeletedurrr im ewic smith durr
ReplyDeletefull blown gay? shut the fuck up pussy, and dont write anonymously if u wanna talk shit well beat the shit out of u
ReplyDeleteAllen Beyer sucks cock. Night In A Bears Cage made him cry
ReplyDeleteI've never played or seen bigger pussies in my life. you guys suck so much black d its shocking. undoubtedly the most unathletic collection of bithces ever. Charlie Mcguire shut down allen pussy beyer with ease and did it with class. you guys suck nut and should just never try to play basketball again. this is the big mikey c by the way. fuck bitches, you guys blow
ReplyDeletemichael you guys are such freakin cheaters we were playing hard and you guys were just making a joke of the game by cheating and playing dirty. We're comin for ya.
ReplyDeleteCU IN THE PLAYOFFS!
u guyz would stand no effin chance if we played volleyball lol! charlie mcguire and michael clark both give the ref a big BJ b4 the game LMFAO LMFAO!!! Next time our whole team will give the refs big fat BJs b4 the game!!!! then we will see who wins :) ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
ReplyDelete-AGENT ZERO
this is eric, and that was not me ^^^^^
ReplyDeleteCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP
ReplyDeletei dont get it. why so much hate.
ReplyDeleteits obvious that Allen Beyer is the coolest kid at New Trier and whomever denies that is clearly less of a man than beyer
u cnt hate da playa, u cn only hate da game. alls you hatas r gonna get sirv'd up a special helpin' of Beyer-Strudel during da playoffs. consdia youselves fourwarned
fine fuck face. this is lj haboush. ill bit your fucking jugular out
ReplyDeleteAndrew Milla, Get ready boy, here comes yo cock meat sandwich
ReplyDeleteL J HABOUSH HAS ROID RAGE
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with the exception of jd, beyer, miller and kanter, whoever he is, this is the gayest and skinniest team ever, duhh duh duh im agent zero duh duhhh
ReplyDeleteMiller, Your mom gave me the best bj ive had since Nam. You could say i stuck my m16 down her throat and emptied the clip ;)
ReplyDeletemillers mom is my little fuckbunny. she hopped on my dick like kangaroo jack
ReplyDeletethis teams underrated
ReplyDeletethis team is the biggest fuckin joke in the league. u are all huge fuckin pussys and dont deserve to play baslketball. Bella mafia raped u and should have won by a lot more. plus u faggots reported us for using someone who wasnt even good in place of our best player whose injured. u guys fuckin suck so bad
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahaha you reported Bella Mafia for letting Jay play. There are far too many reasons for hating your team
ReplyDelete1)Your team practices include well lubed fisting sessions in Allen Beyer's basement
2)Andrew Miller is on your team
3)Eric Smith escaped the lab as child and found his way to New Trier. So as a non-human, he poses a threat to others and shouldn't really be playing
4)Allen Beyer looks like a transvestite prostitute that travels with the Circus and gives the trapeze artists free rimjobs
5)Max Kanter is a bender
6)
blazers topped bella mafia ?
ReplyDeleteLost by 1 point, which you would know if u read the week review, but apparently Blazers got the win bc they reported Jay. Not positive though.
ReplyDeletei heard the commishh noticed tht he played two games, no report was made not sure tho esmith gayyy
ReplyDeleteaccording to jay the comissioner came up to him and he admitted to playing for more than one team and said he would have to forfeit one of hte games. he chose to bella since hes not on their team. but they only one by 1 point anywa
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